Twitter Updates for 2008-10-15

• If fruit flies didn’t exist, DNA scientists would have to invent them. And then we’d have to kill the scientists for making something evil. #
• @paulkelley I love The Mayor as much as the next guy, but Casey has 14 XBHs in 199 at bats …

Twitter Updates for 2008-10-14

• Obama ads in Burnout Paradise (http://is.gd/43gG). Makes me nostalgic for the WTF feeling I had seeing real ads in Jet Moto for PS1. #
• Firefox 3.1 offers geolocation services: http://is.gd/3Pp3 #

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Twitter Updates for 2008-10-12

• If you’re scoring at home, Longoria hit that off his front foot (with a little bit of hip). Jesus. #redsox #
• Bruins wearing some strange uni. Thought I’d mention it since no one is watching. Who’s checking on the Revs? #
• They credit Lognoria with …

Twitter Updates for 2008-10-11

• @adarowski yeah, but unfortunately K/BB is an indicator of success. And he ain’t got it. But he does have that butt wiggle. #
• @baseballpro red sox #
• @ericwyman seriously, Ron Darling gives the impression he hasn’t been to a game since dashing my dreams in …

Twitter Updates for 2008-10-10

• House still reeks of tomato soup from a crockpot recipe on Monday. Thinking of getting a skunk. #
• Worst part of Mike Lowell’s injury is it opens the door for me seeing an extra-inning Mike Timlin appearance. Hopefully past his bedtime. #
• @jeckman I’m just here …

Twitter Updates for 2008-10-09

• @jeckman sounds like you’re Whiteboard Bound. #
• The best part of the recent high fructose corn syrup marketing campaign is I imagine I’m paying for it as a taxpayer. #

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Twitter Updates for 2008-10-08

• if you’re gonna “Hack the DEBATE!!!” on #current, maybe double-check spelling and yo gramma. #
• My friends, McCain must have spent all his debate prep on that mic-hand-swap punctuation move #debate08 #
• Also, does McCain think he’s running for King of Sparta? Glory, respect, victory, etc …

Twitter Updates for 2008-10-07

• WEEI, your ad calls Palm Beach “Where the hoi polloi hobnob.” Pretty sure you mean the opposite: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hoi_polloi #
• It’s comforting to know I can always fall back on being a Monkeyman: http://tinyurl.com/47caf9 #

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Twitter Updates for 2008-10-04

• I dump Wes Brown and the next week he scores just to spite me. Bastard. #

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Twitter Updates for 2008-10-03

• “John McCain has already tapped me”!!! #factcheck #
• “I would change the tone in Washington with partisan rhetoric!” Also: YOUR FAMILY != NATIONAL GOV’T #
• @leroy77 try The Old 97’s earlier stuff (it becomes pure pop by Satellite Rides, but it’s still great up through that …