Twitter Updates for 2008-10-20

Earplugs didn’t prevent much. #redsox #
Hate when home plate umps make a strike call on a close checked swing. Can’t we get the 2nd opinion? #redsox #
Found my enemy for the night: overly-demonstrative older woman, front row, just up the 3rd base line (over RH batter’s shoulder) #redsox #
McCain’s ads make me feel like I missed an episode. Seem to have been edited with a blender. #
@ericwyman She’s right above the New Era sign with a Petula Clark bob, between two old guys. #
Why would Varitek need to tell the catching coach what he’s going to do? #redsox #
@ericwyman good to hear. Make up for lost torrent time. #
Carl Crawford comes out to MIA? 1. Sounds anti-Amerikun to me. 2. Good luck signing a guy who’s theme music says he just wants your money. #
@savetherobot Heart of Dorkness #
Need to know what it says on Papi’s non-standard, non-team issued shirt. Something dirty, no doubt. #redsox #
Buck Martinez’s Can’t-catch-up-to-a-sliding-runner theory sounded like it was a new Law of Thermodynamics. #
Cialis, if your boner pills are so great, why do they require two soaking tubs? #
@mikesusz I’d have thought the roof, Field Turf and different colored walls would have been a tip off. And the empty lounge chairs. #
Dunno, how big are 2 out hits? There are 0 outs right now. #redsox #
@ericwyman looked like a Very Special Fan. #
TBS, you claim Frank Caliendo makes a big impression, I’d like to prove it. Have him meet me on top of the Sears Tower. #
“Hi, this is Matt Garza for Mucinex.” #
Anyone else catching a romantic subtext to Ron & Buck’s discussion of pitchers & catchers? #redsox #
@paulkelley the caught stealing? 3-2 and 1 out is a hit and run situation. Sucks they get the momentum from it. #
If that was an “easy” 1-2-3 inning, I don’t want to see a hard one. Too much solid contact. #
@paulkelley yeah, it was definitely a risky move, but Tito seems to send the runner in that situation about 80% of the time. Sucked. #
PINCH HIT #redsox #
Dog’s snoring soundly. Don’t know how she does it. Nerves of steel. #redsox #
@ericwyman Thank you. Get that kid to an ENT, stat. #garzasnot #
Someone in the front row order something to make those weird-ass munchkin waitresses go away #redsox #
Now is that Animal or Hawk wearing the sweatshirt in the Tampa dugout? #redsox #
@ericwyman How quick does Price go in our draft next year? #
Ah well, great season, fun playoffs and Tampa’s a damn good team. Could do without the fanbase. #redsox #
What is that song? Where can I pay to have it not played? #redsox #
@CinemaSuicide Uf, thanks for giving me someone to block. #
Please tell the dog I don’t negotiate with terrorists. #
Good post on the value of defense and the price of wins in MLB: http://is.gd/4qPK #
@adarowski @SoxyLady I was sorry to hear it too, but I think it’s only “out of character” for the person he’s portrayed as in the media. #

Twitter Updates for 2008-10-20

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