8 Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter
- Take her someplace nice for dinner
- Talk about old baseball cards
- Pay for the drinks afterward
- Jaegerbombs
- Don’t spend a lot of money on a nice hotel
- If your seats don’t recline very well, bring a blanket
- Don’t stop until you get enough
- Be aware I do not have a daughter but do have a sexually-confused younger brother