1. The Next 25 Years

    The Next 25 Years

    As befits what was an all-male school, the highlight of my 20th high school reunion occurred in the men’s room near the end of the night (with a conversation at the urinals).

    Him: “What brings you here?”

    Me [assuming he meant something other than the …

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  2. Rich Get Richer”: A Play in One Act

    Rich Get Richer”: A Play in One Act

    EXT - DAY: An outdoor concert/ festival between acts. Our hero, TOM, just growing into his impossibly handsome looks in his late 30s strides purposefully toward Port-a-Potty Row. His path is interrupted by THE STRANGER, a younger man. Before TOM knows what is …

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  3. Popular with Jerks 25-40

    Popular with Jerks 25-40

    Washing my high-horsepower, low-milage car as a break from my computer-based job while wearing Local Sports Team’s baseball hat and streaming music made by white males (see below) from my Apple phone to a Bluetooth speaker, I thought to myself, “Boy, you need to step …

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  4. MySQL and Python on OSX

    MySQL and Python on OSX

    Because I rarely use MySQL nowadays and because how often do you set up a new machine, this is a reminder to myself on how to get mysql-python installed in a virtualenv

    1. Add /usr/local/mysql/bin to your path (permanently in your .profile)
    2. If …
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  5. Top Tips for Patients

    Top Tips for Patients

    Having recently had shoulder surgery, some advice:

    • Memorizing your patient number will amuse the nurses
    • Conversely, making your first statement after coming out of general anesthesia, “It was supposed to be the other arm” will not amuse them
    • Like the man said, you can’t buy …
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  6. Parochialism

    Parochialism

    Don’t do this:

    https://twitter.com/AndrewBerkshire/status/344972991404310528

    At best, it says, “I’ve been drinking”. At worst, it just looks stupid. Rene Rancourt is a thing— if you’re from New England, he’s perfect. If you’re not, I guess he’s annoying. Regardless, there …

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