1. Django Profiling Bug

    Django Profiling Bug

    I’m doing some work profiling a large Django application and I was running into this weird error when I tried to aggregate the stats with gather_profile_stats.py which comes with Django. It kept throwing TypeError: zip argument #1 must support iteration if there were two profile …

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  2. It’s My Party (now)

    It’s My Party (now)

    I’m trying really hard to take parenting magazines seriously, but they seem to be written for a demographic that straddles dense and insecure. The latest unsolicited offering from Parents

    is apparently for people who don’t already know ice cream cake and enough room …

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  3. Résumé Rewrite Services

    Résumé Rewrite Services

    Helping people with a job application is not something I do. Unless you accidentally send it to me when asking your friends to review your cover letter before applying to be president of a bank. Especially if the email ends, “Constructive not your usual Tom. Thanks.” This …

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  4. Fundraising: A Play in One Act

    Fundraising: A Play in One Act

    INT - NIGHT - a fundraiser from University of Rochester calls TOM who has the phone on speaker while holding JOSIE. We join the call in progress …

    • Caller: “Sir, no amount is too small.”
    • Tom: “Well, I make like ten cents a day punching out plates …
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  5. Checking on memcache’s health

    Checking on memcache’s health

    From time to time a client on WebFaction will experience a hiccup in their memcache process. It’s not obvious at first unless the site is under heavy load (New Relic is a huge help in diagnosing the problem); this post is just a central …

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  6. Lacey

    Lacey

    I’ve put relatives in the ground with fewer tears.” — my mom

    Last Sunday night we had to say goodbye to the gentlest soul I will probably ever meet. I’ve tried to figure out how to write this since then but it all comes out as a jumble …

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  7. The Next 25 Years

    The Next 25 Years

    As befits what was an all-male school, the highlight of my 20th high school reunion occurred in the men’s room near the end of the night (with a conversation at the urinals).

    Him: “What brings you here?”

    Me [assuming he meant something other than the …

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  8. Rich Get Richer”: A Play in One Act

    Rich Get Richer”: A Play in One Act

    EXT - DAY: An outdoor concert/ festival between acts. Our hero, TOM, just growing into his impossibly handsome looks in his late 30s strides purposefully toward Port-a-Potty Row. His path is interrupted by THE STRANGER, a younger man. Before TOM knows what is …

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